Q: What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit?
A: An egg
— Charlie Brown
Q: How do you know Carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see a Rabbit wearing Glasses!
Mary and Abi.
Mary and Abi who?
Mary Christmas and Abi New Year!
Q: Who is never hungry at Christmas?
A: The turkey - he’s always stuffed!
Q: Who’s working at MI5 on Christmas Day?
A: Mince spies!